Icing. Glaze. Buttercream. Ganache. Frosting. If it can be slathered all over a cake, I love it. Yeah, I said it. I share an emotional connection with all things cake, and the above are certainly no exception! Anything I bake becomes "my baby" and I send it out into the world to be enjoyed with a certain sense of pride. I know my snacks are delicious. I know it sounds arrogant, but if I'm good at nothing else (and I may very well not be), I can rest assured that I rock the isht out of the baked goods.
So, this weekend - after fudging a batch of Chipless Wonders (I said I was good, not perfect! ha ha) - I set to work on helping out a fellow start-up chef, Kim, with a decent sized cake order. My task was to make a batch of Divinity Icing and...sweet jeebus...a batch of White Chocolate Cream Cheese Buttercream. I had never made either, but I was sure this would be an absolute blast... I love a good adventure, eventually when it involves a stand mixer and 10x sugar.
Typically, when I'm making something I've never really messed with before, I look up recipes for like an hour before I decide on what I think would work and taste best. Obviously, this was no exception. So after scouring through many websites, including cook.com, chef2chef.com and many others, I figured out that all recipes agreed with the same thing: there was one 11 oz bag of chocolate & one 8 oz. stick of butter to every 16oz. of cream cheese. I made this frosting in two batches, that way if I screw it up, I'm only out half of my ingredients.
In the end, both batches turned out well. The first batch needed to be whipped a little extra after all the butter was in because there were little tiny bits of solid chocolate throughout. The extra time in the stand mixer took care of it. Here's a little pictorial of the step by step:

Melt your white chocolate...and try not to eat it!

Into an already beating stand mixer full of your cream cheese, pour the cooled chocolate in a THIN STREAM! (cannot stress this enough!)

Once chocolate and cream cheese are nice and smooth, add your butter one pat at a time! Did I do a good job of illustrating that here? (smile)

The finished product...SO DELICIOUS!! It keeps in the freezer for 2 months, and up to two weeks in the fridge.
This wasn't on my menu as an option for event cakes before, but it absolutely is now!
Now for that Divinity Icing...
I was the most intimidated by this one. I had never made it before, and I knew it was a lot more complicated than throwing a few items in a stand mixer. Looking up recipes only confirmed my fears: every recipe demanded that I use precise temperatures for the sugar syrup, and that I have a candy thermometer to keep track of my temperatures. Sorry internet...I don't have one.
So my first attempt, as you can imagine, went well. I tried to monitor the sugar syrup myself (I did a lot of work with sugar syrup in school, I was a pretty good judge of spotting the stages). I stood over it, my cup of ice water next to me and a spoon in my hand. Somehow, I ended up at hard ball stage and way too close to caramel to do anything else. So I made some caramel candy, handed it to my roommate and started over.
My second attempt wasn't much better than the first. I got the syrup to soft ball stage without incident; unfortunately as I was rejoicing and slowly streaming the syrup into the whipping egg whites, it fell FLAT. Piss, was the last thought in my head before I abandoned the icing for the night and went to sleep.
The next morning I woke up refreshed, and ready to tackle the icing again. It was then that I remembered, I'd watched Paula Deen make this icing before! I'm convinced she's a long lost grandmother of mine; how can you not love her? So onto the Food Network site I went and, sure enough, she had a much easier method: ONE BOWL over a double boiler! Joy!
The third time was the charm: after starting with sugar and cream of tartar over a double boiler, I stirred in my egg whites and a bit of water. Then I dropped my hand mixer into that bowl and did it MJ style... I beat it! (smile) Needless to say, it worked beautifully. Thanks to Paula Deen for the great assist in getting me through my first experience with Divinity Icing! In my recipe box it goes...
So, despite the challenges, my opinion remains the same: the path to my heart is paved with frosting. And I was able to reaffirm the lesson that there is more than one way to skin a cat - in this case, more than one way to frost a cake. Also, I realized that, in my search for cream of tartar, I have a ridiculous amount of 10x sugar in my cabinet.
Keep Snackin',
Sami

